You own a Chevy Cobalt SS?

I applaud you.  Your car is cheap, affordable, and I fault no one at making good decisions.

However, do not try to race me at the light.  Yes, you have the SS class of Cobalt, and that’s fine.  However, when I’m stomping the shit out of your car, hitting 85+ mph after only 1/8th of  a mile ( 1/8th, not 1/4th ), don’t expect me to ease up and let you escape with any meager amount of pride.  3 Series > Cobalt.  Stock, it’s close, but my vehicle is not stock.  Just because I don’t don a 4 foot high spoiler and VTEC stickers doesn’t mean that I don’t throw in the various mod here and there.  It’s like a FBI agent undercover, without wearing polyester pants and a fake afro.  In short, don’t nod at your girlfriend and then rev your engine like we’re in Fast and the Furious.  I’ll stomp your guts

out, you might not score with your lady friend, and it’s all around bad for everyone that isn’t named Kinder.  As for me, just another tuner to add to the shit list.

Friends don’t let friends drive tuners.