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Awesome Kinder Hate-mail
By Adam Kinder on Sep 18, 2008 in Internets
Someone on reddit got VERY upset that I insulted his 9/11 Truther beliefs. He then wrote this comment, and deleted his account ( what a tough guy ).
Classy.
Especially for a self-absorbed, bigoted, hateful, arrogant, reactionary, frat-boy.
Oh, does your bride know what a fucking closet mysoginist you are?
Well, as Jeff Foxworthy says, someday you’ll be out on the sidewalk with half your shit.
Always interesting to find another opionated prick who knows nothing about history, but is first in line to belittle those who do.
Interesting in the way stepping in unseen dog waste is interesting.
Stick to programming and coding and casting aspersions at those in your line of work, tough guy, because you’ve already put a lot of your data out there.
And your (I drive a bimmer and shit all over everyone else) attitude won’t help you if someone is trying to run your arrogant ass off the road, now will it?
I dunno, Christy, do you know what an asshole I am? I think she’s said it probably 10,000 times since we’ve known each other.
And to the special Reddit poster of the above comment: Come find me, I dare you. I’ll put you in the ground, then create a false-flag conspiracy theory about it.
Oh yeah, for the record, this was my comment that started the tirade:
“Yay, I don’t buy into the truther bullshit, so instantly I’m a paid shill.
Ooo, I’m breaking your rule by responding without answering your asinine question that has been debunked numerous times. If you would take Alex’s dick out of your mouth for a minute, you would realize how fucking stupid truthers really are.”
What a douche.
What the hell is truther bullshit? Just the conspiracy theories?
Sometimes they get a little bit more fanatical than just the theories and have to be put down. Basically arguing the melting point of steel, jet fuel, air explosions etc as if they actually knew what they are talking about.
Well that’s just retarded.
George Bush did it!
I want to take a moment to discuss plate tectonics and the melting point of steel! WHY DID BEAM 34323 COLLAPSE INWARD?!?!
You nerfed him in the nads so hard he fell off of the intertubes. Trolling well, keep on it!
I never knew what a terrible person you are. Bigotry, you say? How awful.
Did the Reddit loser misspell misogynist, and how the hell is that even related?
You, sir, are an asshole. But, man is it amusing.
Yeah I couldn’t figure out how misogyny played into the whole thing.. and Christy has heard every sexist joke in my arsenal.
I don’t think he understood that I “put alot of [my] data” out there because I have absolutely no fear of backlash, public or intarweb based.
Frat-boy?
Ok, first of all I didn’t realize that that word is a hyphenate. Second, you were too drunk during college to execute a pantie raid. You probably would have shown up with your Dad’s boxers, got hog tied by your ‘brothers’ and beaten with a Slim Jim. Frat-boy. Pffft.
I know that you’re a misogynist. You hate all women. Except me. But then I’m not just any ordinary, make-up slathered whore.
Further more I know you’re an asshole. I was the first woman to verbalize this truth for you right to your face with a smile on my own. And you’ve been kissing my ass ever since. Thanks, honey. I really enjoy that!
To all of you faghats who quiver beneath the weight of my husbands truths, take it like a man instead of a sniveling little boy closeted in the confession booth with his Pastor. So he drives a Bimmer and loves it? Big deal. I drive a Corolla and I love it. He has interest that revolve around expensive tastes? True. You’re just jealous. And for the record, I don’t appreciate being dragged into your meaningless little internets debate and used as a sharp knife in my husbands chest. I’d suggest you bring your own girlfriend into it instead, but that would be asking for something that doesn’t and could never exist. Much like whatever it was you were arguing about to begin with.
I’m a double bladed knife, bitch. How does it feel?
I sometimes think of you as a sharp knife in my bum, but what you said was better
Wow. Now that’s a response.
1. self-absorbed…check
2. bigoted…check
3. hateful…check
4. arrogant…double check
5. reactionary…check
6. frat-boy…um, I’d label you a lot of things but a “frat-boy”?
His mastery of the English language amuses me. At least he got “bimmer” right.
-Nathan
Nathan! You seem to pop in and out of the internets, it’s been a while!
I’ve known you longer than anyone commenting here, with the exception of Calvin, and I’ve never considered you self-absorbed and/or arrogant. Opinionated yes, but that’s just because you speak your mind. As for you putting all your data out there, they are just jealous that they can’t express an opinion without keeping their identity hidden behind the curtain of the internet. The shear fact they removed their Reddit account after making such a hate filled comment is proof alone.