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Professional btards
By Adam Kinder on Dec 9, 2008 in Internets
In an unrelated note, I figured out how the Vampire Subculture came to be!
With all the memes and btards clogging up the internet, I’ve often wondered what these Anon rangers are like at their real jobs. And by often wondered, I mean I thought it up a few minutes ago.
Here are a few dialouge exchanges that I think would take place when dealing with a btard in their work environment:
Publisher
Author: “So how did you like the book? I think it has a GREAT ending and..”
btard: “tl;dr, gtfo”
Surgeon
Nurse: “Sir!”
btard: “LOL I accidentally the whole tumor!”
Air Traffic Controller
Pilot: “What air speed should I be at?”
btard: “Over 9000″
Pilot: “… what?”
Yeah that’s all I have.. somebody else make with the funny
What’s a btard?
I don’t understand the big deal about vampires. They don’t do it for me at all. Although I think “Buffy” and “Angel” are funny, if terribly terribly cheesy. Does that make me a btard?