McDonald’s genius new weight loss plan for Republicans

McDonalds has, for whatever reason, opened a website honoring African-American heritage in the US. Obviously nothing wrong with that, unless you are an esteemed intellectual at TheFoxNation.com. The title of the news story: “McDonald’s Launches Black web site”

But, let’s consider the comments on the story for a moment. I think that McDonald’s has found the solution to Neo-con obesity! Take Loyal Footsoldier SashaH40 for example:

I just sent an email to McDonald’s corp. Expressing my disgust with this web site and will no longer go to their establishment. I hope others do as well.
http://www.mcdonalds.com/contact/contact_us.html

Out of the fifty or so comments as of this posting, a majority are calling for boycotts, some are pointing out how TheFoxNation now resembles StormFront ( a white power group ), and a few are making the typical “hahah KFC gold chains dumb black people” jokes. Fox Power commenter “Kenyan Chronicles” ( how cute ) even found this SHOCKING clue:

Check out their CEO–(black) and gave $30,000 to odumbo —-Enjoy those big-macs!

McDonald’s CEO is black!!! Stop the presses!!! A BLACK MAN IS A CEO!!!!

Now then, for those of you wondering how this relates directly to Republicans, consider the following obesity graph:

Now overlay that image with the following elections results for 2008:

And you get the following statistical breakdown: