About

All about the Kinder™

I am the CEO/Co-founder of E29 Incorporated. I’ve been in the software industry for ten years now, have experience in about ten different computer languages, and once wrote a 60,000 line web application in three months without caffeine. I really wouldn’t want to do that again.

I’m well known for calling people toolbags on the ‘net and in person, among other carefully crafted insults. I enjoy shoving a stick into Digg and Reddit to rile up the users and get ‘em to fighting. My first act of trolldom was on a BBS in 1996 when I called another user a “fruitcake” after he made fun of my video game idea.

Occasionally you’ll come across a few bouts of cursing here on Kinderism, so don’t be surprised. Yes I do own a company, and I don’t believe in taking off my personality when putting the business suit on. And of course, when I call someone a name, I’m not representing the company, so on and so forth. Toolbag.

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“Kinder was, as the evidence showed, prone to excessive indulgence in liquor, but was otherwise “a clever man of business, and an exceedingly good teller,” according to the testimony of the bank officials. He was, moreover, a man of good education, and spoke German fluently, having been at school in Germany. Owing to his drinking habits, his health had been failing for six or seven months before the murder. He is described as an excitable, nervous man, subject to fits; he also had heart disease. He was very much liked by all the bank’s employees, one of whom thus described him: “He would brood over everything very much; he was very impulsive; he suffered from indigestion; he smoked a great deal; he was careless of his person, and would go all day without food, drinking beer freely of a morning.”