I don’t have anything too interesting to post right now, so here are a couple of awesome pictures of German Shepherds:

So what do Michelle Malkin, Michael Savage, Fox “News”, Sean Hannity and countless other FNC experts have in common? Peddling hatred and bigotry.

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I was traipsing all over my Livejournal last night ( that sounds like the start of a slash-fic ), reading some snippets from the past six years when I realized something.

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Someone on reddit got VERY upset that I insulted his 9/11 Truther beliefs. He then wrote this comment, and deleted his account ( what a tough guy ).

Classy.
Especially for a self-absorbed, bigoted, hateful, arrogant, reactionary, frat-boy.
Oh, does your bride know what a fucking closet mysoginist you are?
Well, as Jeff Foxworthy says, someday you’ll be out on the sidewalk with half your shit.
Always interesting to find another opionated prick who knows nothing about history, but is first in line to belittle those who do.
Interesting in the way stepping in unseen dog waste is interesting.
Stick to programming and coding and casting aspersions at those in your line of work, tough guy, because you’ve already put a lot of your data out there.
And your (I drive a bimmer and shit all over everyone else) attitude won’t help you if someone is trying to run your arrogant ass off the road, now will it?

I dunno, Christy, do you know what an asshole I am? I think she’s said it probably 10,000 times since we’ve known each other.

And to the special Reddit poster of the above comment: Come find me, I dare you. I’ll put you in the ground, then create a false-flag conspiracy theory about it.

Before the nerd talk ( next post ), instead of uploading pictures from Andy’s wedding on here, I’ll link everyone over to my wife’s blog where she has a ton of the pictures already up:

Pictures from the first night we got in WV, drinking and playing some Halo

The night before ( and pizza! )

Putting on the tux, and some pictures of the wedding

I’m back from ze wedding! Had a great time ( will post with lots O pictures soon ).

For now, a mini update: I came across a few awesome Super Mario favicons at Favicon.cc. Here are the previews, with a download at the end. You’ll notice I’m rocking the Boo right now.

Download ‘em all

I’m going to follow in Andy’s footsteps and open a recipe section here on Kinderism. First up, my chili recipe that has taken over two years to perfect. Go forth and abuse thy bowel!

Reddit rolled out a new feature today that grabs a thumbnail from the linked story and displays it next to the story headline.

Problem is, well, sometimes the algorithm doesn’t work *exactly* right:

After my 10/120 rule post became massively popular and drove tens of thousands of people to Kinderism ( and also almost killed our poor server ), I decided to revisit Leah Culver’s snarky “Get Over it”:


Ohhhh noeessss! Who’s internet famous now bitch?

Edit: We’re dead even! Come on internet machine, let’s start pumping some traffic in!

Today while coming home from the VABC, some idiot teenager decided to impress his girlfriend by squealing at the light and “racing” me.

His car: 2007 Nissan Altima 3.5L ( .5L larger than mine, 270HP versus my 261HP ). Ricer fart pipe, blacked out lights, etc.

After pulling a full car length ahead of me in the turn, he lost traction. By the end of the 2 lane into 1 merge strip, I was in 3rd gear doing almost 100mph, and had a full car length on him.

He decided to be a little bitch and him & his girlfriend flipped me off after I kicked his ass. My response was “I’m sorry, I felt your dick shrivel during that”. He got so pissed I thought his head would explode. Then I switched off the traction control and burnt out, throwing gravel all over his Altima.

That makes it… 13 to 2. Anybody else want to piss with me?