WeHaveIssues.net

WeHaveIssues.net

  • Started: April 2002
  • Last Major Version: 7.. I think
  • Shut Down: Officially? Sometime in 2005

WeHaveIssues.net ( WHI ) was a short lived, semi-popular satire e-zine that I created in April of 2002. At one time, we had a few thousand visitors per day, an active forum community, and a staff of 6-7 editors contributing articles. WHI suffered from what I like to call, Crazy Dev Syndrome ( CDS ). I was constantly rewriting the backend as I learned new programming tricks, and the site was in a half finished state for it’s entire life.

WHI was written in PHP, running on a MySQL backend, on Square-Network hosting. We started out at another host, but was dropped after a few controversial articles, and was ripped off by ColaHost ( who later shut down ) at the beginning of 2003 after only two months of service. WHI was always, contrary to popular belief, hosted on shared hosting without a problem. We employed one of the first builds of Invision Power Board after Matt Mecham broke off from Javis and started IPS, after dumping phpBB in a expletive laced rant after being hacked three times in a row.

Weirdly enough, I got a job at IPS years later, working with the guy who I learned a lot of PHP tricks from by looking at his forum code.

The Drama
Even though WHI was trying to bust out as an anti-drama, pro-old internet community, we did succumb to some hilarious drama stories, including a falsifying editor, a rival site that hated our guts because we used grey colors, and a crazy lady from Pennsylvania that flew out and became obsessed with our managing editor, Steve. Maybe I’ll elaborate on those stories one of these days :P

What’s Left
All that is left of WHI currently is some Archive.org pages, and the domain. I let the domain go this year. Yeah I know, it’s sad, but now I have an extra $8 a year :P