All Posts Tagged With: "Bullshit"

Hurrah it’s Monday. Time for some Facepalmin!
Inside Volume 1 we have Joel Spolsky, and as an added bonus, Leah Culver jacks up some more code.
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Some beautiful quotes from Michelle Malkin’s idiot readerbase:

I was more than thrilled to log on to my computer this morning and read this news! Go Israel!
LONG, LONG overdue! Bomb them nonstop, DO NOT bow to any pressure to halt!

Keep in mind that Israel has just killed over 200 Palestinians including children because 1 Israeli was killed by a mortar.

Blast those idiots off the face of the earth.

This one is golden, apparently the stupid fuck commenter doesn’t understand that Hamas had nothing to do with 9/11:

Get all those moon god worshiping POS! I bet they passed out candy after 911!

Is it possible that the only non-murderous mideast Muslim is a dead one? Are there any mideast Muslims who do not wish to murder every Jewish man, woman, and child?

And my personal fav:

My Fantasy Headline:
US reducing Cluster Bomb inventory, Israeli contractor chosen; C-17s on way to Tel Aviv. Stop. Palestinians leaving en mass. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moonStop messes pants. Stop.

This moron is calling for the US to illegally dump munitions to Israel under the guise of contracting and then sit back and let Israel bomb Iran.

Honestly, I would kinda like to see that, except that Iran retaliates by dropping an atomic weapon on Israel and they come running to the US to have their asses wiped. You can only poke a snake in the eye so long before everything goes to shit.

The only people I’ve found that are actually more stupid than Michelle Malkin herself are her readers. One reader contributed this gem on yet another gay bashing article on Michelle’s site:
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So I closed out my Wachovia account because they suck so much, and need to change my credit card for Verizon’s auto-pay system.

If anyone forgot, I’ve had so many issues in the past with Verizon that it’s not even funny.

So now, I do have a login account for Verizon. I go to the site, login, and go to their payment section and see:

Ohhh we’re sorry, we are improving our billing system, go to verizon.net to pay your bill

Alright, fine. I go to Verizon.net and try to sign in with no luck. I click on the handy ‘Register’ button and see that I need my original Verizon FIOS work order number to get an account. I have no fucking idea where that piece of paper went.

After giving up on that and just sending an email, I go to the ‘Request Repair’ section since my connection went from 15mb to 5mb for some reason. After 15 minutes of bullshit, I get “We can’t find your order information, sorry.”

After a profanity laced tirade, I decide to see if the assholes have downgraded the lines without telling anyone. I click on the handy ‘Change my plan’ button on my dashboard, and get the following screenshot:

Yeah, that's not my account

If you look at the screenshot closer, you’ll see that it isn’t even my account that they pulled up. So here I am, no repair status, can’t change my credit card, and Verizon just gave me full access to someone elses account.

I nominate Verizon for Shittiest Company of 2008.

Pownce, the failed twitter clone, was purchased yesterday by Six Apart. The side effect of this merger is that I’ve lost some respect for SA, especially considered they just bought a shitty useless service made by a shitty developer whose only worthwhile attribute is that she’s an OMG cute girl, and that they made this purchase on the heels of a layoff.

Granted acquisitions take time, and I’m sure this was in the works for months before the layoff. Then again, they probably only had to wave a few hundred dollar bills in Leah Culver’s face before she sold out her community.

So, pownce is gone, finally, after being one of the biggest piles of Web 2.0 shit yet, and Leah moves on to fuck up TypePad et al. I can’t wait for her blog post of “hehehe OMG how do i create perl lol?”