By Adam Kinder on Aug 26, 2009 in Politics, Writing | comments(0)
I’ve oft spent countless hours at night, rolling in fitful sleep, imagining what kind of nation TheFoxNation.com really would produce if you took the userbase and staff and allowed them to actually take over the US and deport all us “unAmerican commies”.
Thankfully the real America in no way resembles the frightening dystopia of the Fox Nation. For the sake of shits-n-giggles, I’ve modeled a nation from birth to maturity using the commenter’s own beliefs and assuming that it would be a majority opinion. Read more by hitting the link below:
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By Adam Kinder on Aug 19, 2009 in Politics | comments(0)
McDonalds has, for whatever reason, opened a website honoring African-American heritage in the US. Obviously nothing wrong with that, unless you are an esteemed intellectual at TheFoxNation.com. The title of the news story: “McDonald’s Launches Black web site” 
But, let’s consider the comments on the story for a moment. I think that McDonald’s has found the solution to Neo-con obesity! Take Loyal Footsoldier SashaH40 for example:
I just sent an email to McDonald’s corp. Expressing my disgust with this web site and will no longer go to their establishment. I hope others do as well.
http://www.mcdonalds.com/contact/contact_us.html
Out of the fifty or so comments as of this posting, a majority are calling for boycotts, some are pointing out how TheFoxNation now resembles StormFront ( a white power group ), and a few are making the typical “hahah KFC gold chains dumb black people” jokes. Fox Power commenter “Kenyan Chronicles” ( how cute ) even found this SHOCKING clue:
Check out their CEO–(black) and gave $30,000 to odumbo —-Enjoy those big-macs!
McDonald’s CEO is black!!! Stop the presses!!! A BLACK MAN IS A CEO!!!!
Now then, for those of you wondering how this relates directly to Republicans, consider the following obesity graph:
Now overlay that image with the following elections results for 2008:
And you get the following statistical breakdown:
