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Pontiac G8 versus BMW 5 Series, revisited

Yeah, it’s been a while, I have more posts coming, I just wanted to toss this tidbit up there.

I played the demo for that Wheelman game recently, the one where Pontiac paid bundles to have the “official” car in the game be a G8, even though they are begging for taxpayer money to keep the company running.

But that’s another rant.

Anyway, the car in the game sucks. Bodyroll to the heavens, can’t hold a corner worth a shit, and the rear end looks like the rear of a Civic you would find deep in the Valley. As I previously wrote, Pontiac had this cute campaign going after the BMW 5 series, saying that the G8 was superior.

If they wanted an even more stupid comparison, they should have attacked the BMW 330 for not being able to do 0-60 as fast as their precious G8. Nevermind that the 330 has about 200 less horsepower, it’s all about the marketing angle right?

So, I posted up another comment on the Youtube video for the 5 versus 8 commercial:

kinderstod

Ok let me get this straight… Pontiac creates a 6.2L engine that is only capable of getting ~400HP, and a car that can only pull a 0.9 on the skidpad. ( Protip: To the ones saying “This is better than a Mustang” the Mustang gets .87-.88, so you’re right there with them ) The MSRP is $45,000

Then, they go after the stock 5 series?

You know what you can get for $45,000?

A 2005 BMW M5 with a 5L engine that gets 500HP ( Since the Germans know what the fuck they are doing ) and 0.99-1.1 on the skidpad.

And I don’t see BMW crying to their government for a handout either.

I’ve gotten quite a few flames so far, one from “buyamericanyounazis”. This is the average intelligence of the Pontiac G8 fanbase: they would rather spend $45k on yet another crappy American sedan/coupe that can’t hold it’s own against other cars in it’s class, than buy a superior sports car ( or even sedan, the M5 SEDAN gets better times than the G8 coupe ) just because it’s BY GOD AMERICAN ( built in Australia ).

Even better, if we’re not counting price range, for $70k you can get a BMW M3 with an even SMALLER engine that STILL gets more horsepower than the G8.

Maybe they should use that bailout money to hire better engineers, rather than starting a pissing match against another car company that can kick the shit out of you.

Neocons cheering on Israel attack

Some beautiful quotes from Michelle Malkin’s idiot readerbase:

I was more than thrilled to log on to my computer this morning and read this news! Go Israel! :)
LONG, LONG overdue! Bomb them nonstop, DO NOT bow to any pressure to halt!

Keep in mind that Israel has just killed over 200 Palestinians including children because 1 Israeli was killed by a mortar.

Blast those idiots off the face of the earth.

This one is golden, apparently the stupid fuck commenter doesn’t understand that Hamas had nothing to do with 9/11:

Get all those moon god worshiping POS! I bet they passed out candy after 911!

Is it possible that the only non-murderous mideast Muslim is a dead one? Are there any mideast Muslims who do not wish to murder every Jewish man, woman, and child?

And my personal fav:

My Fantasy Headline:
US reducing Cluster Bomb inventory, Israeli contractor chosen; C-17s on way to Tel Aviv. Stop. Palestinians leaving en mass. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moonStop messes pants. Stop.

This moron is calling for the US to illegally dump munitions to Israel under the guise of contracting and then sit back and let Israel bomb Iran.

Honestly, I would kinda like to see that, except that Iran retaliates by dropping an atomic weapon on Israel and they come running to the US to have their asses wiped. You can only poke a snake in the eye so long before everything goes to shit.

The Bullshit comes full circle

Want any further proof that Neocon shill Michelle Malkin and Fox News are pushing opinions as news?
Continued

Glad they got rid of that Firefox memory leak

I think they spent so much time on the Firefox Download day they forgot to make the browser suck less than 2.0

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